I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro Cigarette Shirt

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 30 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17.5 in 27 in
S 19 in 28 in
M 20.5 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey, heather gray 90% cotton/10% polyester;
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Size 4XL only available for select colors
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 30 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 27 in
M 22 in 28 in
L 24 in 29 in
XL 26 in 30 in
2XL 28 in 31 in
3XL 30 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 51 cm 69 cm
M 56 cm 71 cm
L 61 cm 74 cm
XL 66 cm 76 cm
2XL 71 cm 79 cm
3XL 76 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 84 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
 
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 27 in
M 22 in 28 in
L 24 in 29 in
XL 26 in 30 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 51 cm 68.5 cm
M 56 cm 71 cm
L 61 cm 73.5 cm
XL 66 cm 76 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 84 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 21.3 in 26.8 in
M 22 in 27.6 in
L 23.6 in 29.1 in
XL 25.2 in 30.7 in
2XL 26 in 31.5 in
3XL 26.8 in 32.3 in
4XL 28.3 in 33.9 in
5XL 33.9 in 35.4 in
Long Sleeve T Shirt
Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 54 cm 68 cm
M 56 cm 70 cm
L 60 cm 74 cm
XL 64 cm 78 cm
2XL 66 cm 80 cm
3XL 68 cm 82 cm
4XL 72 cm 86 cm
5XL 86 cm 90 cm
Long Sleeve T Shirt
Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 18 in
S 16 in 20 in
M 17 in 22 in
L 18 in 24 in
XL 19 in 26 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 36 cm 46 cm
S 41 cm 51 cm
M 43 cm 56 cm
L 46 cm 61 cm
XL 48 cm 66 cm
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15 in 18 in
S 15.5 in 19 in
M 16 in 21 in
L 18 in 23 in
XL 19 in 25 in
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 38 cm 46 cm
S 39.5 cm 48 cm
M 41 cm 53 cm
L 46 cm 58 cm
XL 48 cm 63 cm
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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Introducing the ‘I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro Cigarette Shirt’

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro Cigarette Shirt features a bold and edgy statement in large text, mixing humor with a bit of shock value. The red and black lettering creates a striking contrast, with the Marlboro logo prominently displayed for added emphasis.

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro Cigarette Shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro Cigarette Shirt

Product Information:

  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Material: Made from a comfortable cotton and polyester blend, providing softness, durability, and breathability for everyday wear.
  • Design Details: The design is printed on a classic white shirt, ensuring the humorous and audacious message stands out.

Product Detail

Material 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
Brand Cheeks Cape May
Made In United States
Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry clean.
 

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

  • $7.99 for order price under $49.99
  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
Shipping time for Items shipping internationally (UK, CA, AU):
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  • $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400