I’m A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 30 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17.5 in 27 in
S 19 in 28 in
M 20.5 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey, heather gray 90% cotton/10% polyester;
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Size 4XL only available for select colors
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 30 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 27 in
M 22 in 28 in
L 24 in 29 in
XL 26 in 30 in
2XL 28 in 31 in
3XL 30 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 51 cm 69 cm
M 56 cm 71 cm
L 61 cm 74 cm
XL 66 cm 76 cm
2XL 71 cm 79 cm
3XL 76 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 84 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
 
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 27 in
M 22 in 28 in
L 24 in 29 in
XL 26 in 30 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 51 cm 68.5 cm
M 56 cm 71 cm
L 61 cm 73.5 cm
XL 66 cm 76 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76 cm 81 cm
4XL 81 cm 84 cm
5XL 86 cm 86 cm
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 21.3 in 26.8 in
M 22 in 27.6 in
L 23.6 in 29.1 in
XL 25.2 in 30.7 in
2XL 26 in 31.5 in
3XL 26.8 in 32.3 in
4XL 28.3 in 33.9 in
5XL 33.9 in 35.4 in
Long Sleeve T Shirt
Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 54 cm 68 cm
M 56 cm 70 cm
L 60 cm 74 cm
XL 64 cm 78 cm
2XL 66 cm 80 cm
3XL 68 cm 82 cm
4XL 72 cm 86 cm
5XL 86 cm 90 cm
Long Sleeve T Shirt
Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 18 in
S 16 in 20 in
M 17 in 22 in
L 18 in 24 in
XL 19 in 26 in
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 36 cm 46 cm
S 41 cm 51 cm
M 43 cm 56 cm
L 46 cm 61 cm
XL 48 cm 66 cm
T shirt
T shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15 in 18 in
S 15.5 in 19 in
M 16 in 21 in
L 18 in 23 in
XL 19 in 25 in
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 38 cm 46 cm
S 39.5 cm 48 cm
M 41 cm 53 cm
L 46 cm 58 cm
XL 48 cm 63 cm
Hoodie
Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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I’m A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt Overview

Elevate your wardrobe with the “I’m A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt.” Made with high-quality materials, this shirt blends comfort with style and is available in sizes from S to 5XL.

I'm A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt
I’m A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt

This shirt showcases a humorous graphic of Terrifier, with a twist: he’s decked out in horror-inspired makeup, adding a fun, spooky element. The phrase “I’m a simple man, I like beer, boobs, and Terrifier movies” runs across the front. The product is available in three styles: T-shirt, sweatshirt, and hoodie, catering to various preferences and seasons.

  • T-shirt: Made from 100% cotton, this classic round-neck tee offers a regular fit that ensures comfort while maintaining its shape. The fabric weight of 190 g/m² gives it a durable, lightweight feel perfect for everyday wear.
  • Sweatshirt: The fur-lined sweatshirt, crafted with 95% polyester and 5% spandex, is both cozy and flexible, making it ideal for cooler weather. Its fabric weight of 320 g/m² adds extra warmth without being too heavy.
  • Hoodie: Like the sweatshirt, the hoodie is fur-lined with the same material composition and fabric weight. It features a drawstring and front pocket, offering both practicality and comfort during the colder months.

Make a bold statement with the “I’m A Simple Man I Like Beer Boobs And Terrifier Shirt,” the perfect blend of comfort, style, and humor. Available in sizes from S to 5XL and proudly made in the USA, this shirt offers something for everyone.

For purchase inquiries, simply visit our website or contact customer service to place your order.

Product Detail

Material 95% Cotton, 5% Spandex
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
Brand Cheeks Cape May
Made In United States
Care Instructions:
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry clean.
 

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:

Economy

  • $7.99 for order price under 50$
  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

Ground

  • $16.95 for order price under 49$
  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

2 Day

  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

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  • $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
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  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400